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'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Thar she blows!'

Watching Sea Life.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Polar bears

"He's a keeper!"

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."