Whale Song Admirer Pillows

"The range and variety of their vocalizations was unequaled."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'So it's with a heavy heart that I leave you good people of St. Paul's and accept the calling to be minister at the Sunnydell Nudist Colony...'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"I don't do windows."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Shark infested custard!

Japanese Whaling

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Tunnel of Whale Guts

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Whale Romance

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Not whale stew again.'

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

"I'm addicted to water."

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"'Moby-Dick'? Again?"

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'. . . and in the twinkling of an eyes, the festive feeding frenzy began.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

"What a slobster."

"How the hell are we supposed to evolve if they keep pushing us back in?!"

"They say your chances of survival are better sitting in the tail section."

Oregon Eclipse Watching, August 21, 2017

Discovery.

"I know you adopted me, but who were my biological parents?"

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"Stop oil!!!"

'You give really great cuddles mummy!'