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"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Whale Watch Tours.