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"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The one that got away

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Fishing with God

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Whale Watch Tours.

Fish near-death experiences.