Mythical Sea Adventurer T-Shirts

"Her mother was a vegetarian."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Getting the hang of it?"

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

"Heads or tails?"

Titanic: How's my steering.

Guide to Carpentry Fish

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Revenge had come.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings