Mythical Sea Adventurer Mugs

"Her mother was a vegetarian."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Slip Ahoy!'

Fish snorkling above water.

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

Sea weed harvest.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Heads or tails?"

"I like my vodka like I like my ships - on the rocks!"

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Gone Bookkeepin'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Great - already running late and then this happens."

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Revenge had come.

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

"They don't look like an endangered species."

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Really Early Vikings

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.