Mythical Marine Adventurer Mugs

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Sea weed harvest.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"He's a keeper!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

The Imperfect Storm

Distractions.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Get those decks cleaned you swabs!..."

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

'As a young rat, I traveled the world as a stowaway on a merchant navy ship...'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

"Ding dong means the witch is dead. Ding ding means dinner is ready."