Nautical Myth Explorer Mugs

'I hope you realise that this could give us all a really bad name.'

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'It was this big. I swear'

Ghostship

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'Lost?! What are you talking about? I'm not lost!'

Flying Dutchman

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."

'Must be Pandora's.'

Heavenly Ships

'California: Here I come!'

So Lonely 'Twas (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

'Yeah, I tried 'Open Sesame' ... then I just went at it with a backhoe.'

Wishing well

Sea Angel

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

"I can't believe I'm almost five and I'm just now hearing about the helmet fairy."

"It turns out my last name is actually Clausbaum."

Mermaid luring pirates to their death

The Ekert Saga: 'Excuse me, Sir...I've been doing some research on the anti-Ekert, and we need to be very careful once we find him...if they make physical contact, the universe would implode.'

'Help! I'm held prisoner at the lost Atlantis! Derek Dinsdale'

Doctor telling pirate he has termites in his wooden leg.

'You're Bigfoot? Now, why don't I believe you?'

Mines at Sea