Mythical Marine Enthusiast Gifts

Real Girls with REAL legs

Merman with cymbals

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"I don't do windows."

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'It was this big. I swear'

Dolphin

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"What's the name of our sea?"

Fish astronaut stands proudly on a beach.

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Alright be cool. We're just gonna ask for an autograph and be on our way."

Celebrate National Submarine Day.

Whale Watch Tours.

Fish near-death experiences.

Plankton impersonator gets stuck in a whale.

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Yeah you can pretty much get anything in Florida."

Octopus Baseball Fan

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.