Marine Mythology Buff Gifts

'I don't find you completely unattractive. There are parts of you that I really like.'

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Cosmic Rays: Large cartilaginous interstellar space-dwelling fish of the order Myliobatiformes. Feed on planets containing plankton and small schooling fish.

"It's my wife - she's trying to lure ships to their doom!"

Flying Dutchman

'You see, son, we are all made in His Image.'

Mermen

"Will thou not sayest 'Uncle'?"

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Atlantis, a case of a poor city water planning.

If only they'd taken it with them!

"Do you mind?!"

'Half mushroom and half plankton!'

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

Noah's Ark on a cruise ship.

"Because the sea can be a cruel mistress."

'Aaah, tis good. . . I see you already have yer sea legs.'

'Steer clear of the blow hole until we get to Sausalito.'

Merman peeing off a rock.

"They say those who follow the Great Rubber Duckie will ride safely through any storm!"

Mermaids cross

The Mermaid and the Cat

And that's where mermaids came from.

Merman with cymbals

Siren and Pirates

"I still say climate change is a hoax."

'Hmmm. This is the first aggressive clam that I've seen.'

Real Girls with REAL legs

The Flying Dutchman

"I'm still transitioning."

Mermaid Fish Dinner

Where oceans came from: 'Um...the lads are getting a little thirsty!'