Marine Myth Lover Pillows

The Flying Dutchman

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

Lovers scuba diving

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Did you remember the extra krill and anchovies?"

Common Dolphin

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Starbucks Siren

Great Moments in History: The Birth of Evolution

Moses/stranded shark

"Don't make eye contact..."

Some people save stamps or coins. I save whales.

'Call me paranoid if you like, but I feel as if people are watching me all the time...'

Giant sandwich bags.

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

'Seriously, who ever heard of swimming with dolphin-friendly tuna?'

"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."