Lakeside Lover Gifts

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

Bitchbark Canoe

Fly Fishing

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

Mermaid Art

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

'You are doing it wrong.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.

Canadian Canoe.

The Lemmings of Montauk

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

Sandy Floss