Lazy Lake Lover Gifts

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I AM at my usual position."

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

Conservation Area

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Go jump in the lake!

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'