Marine Life Enthusiasts Pillows

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"GROW BACK!?! - Are you crazy??"

"You're on next. Break a leg!"

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Shark thinks: 'White meat or dark...'

' I think it's a bull shark.'

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"He was a sea rescue."

"I don't do windows."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Dolphin

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Whale Piñata.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'