"Just once, I'd like you to take me on a vacation that doesn't involve beaching ourselves."
Marine Wildlife Lover Pillows
Add a touch of ocean-inspired comfort with our marine wildlife pillows, perfect for cozying up while dreaming of underwater adventures.
"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"
"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."
'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'
"Mind the whale, dear."
"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."
"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."
"The unlucky lemming"
"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."
"We’re a lending aquarium."
'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'
'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'
'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'
Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.
"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"
Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.
"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."
Batman O' War
I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...
"Guide to physical comedy fish"
"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."
"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."
'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'
Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...
'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'
Dolphin
'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'
"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."
'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'
"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"
"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."
"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"
'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'
Whale Piñata.
'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'
Marine Wildlife Lover Pillows Collection
Marine Wildlife Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of marine wildlife mugs and bring a splash of ocean charm to every sip.
Marine Wildlife Lover Prints
Transform your space with vibrant marine wildlife prints that evoke the wonder of the underwater world.
Marine Wildlife Lover T-Shirts
Discover our marine wildlife t-shirts for a stylish way to celebrate your love for sea creatures.