Marine Life Fanatics Prints

With attendance falling, aquariums are turning to alternate sources of revenue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"They're so like us."

"He was a sea rescue."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"The unlucky lemming"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolphin

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Whale Piñata.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Lovers scuba diving

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."