Marine Aficionado Mugs

"Which way to the tug convention, honey?"

Shark food pyramid.

Haircuts on the beach under barberpole striped lighthouse.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

"Surpri-"

'If anyone misbehaves, you'll be suspended!'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Servicemen.

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish snorkling above water.

Captain steering house through flood.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I don't do windows."

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

"Shall I let them breathe."

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

Sperm Whale.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Batman O' War

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'Just in case there is an accident.'