'If you were a carp where would you go?'
Nautical Novelist Gifts
Looking for a gift for your nautical novelist friend or loved one? Explore our unique selection inspired by the love of storytelling and the maritime world. From witty mugs to inspiring prints, find something that resonates with their creative soul and passion for the sea. Whether they're scribbling stories or dreaming of distant horizons, our products make thoughtful gifts for all their literary adventures.
For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.
'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'
A writer goes sailing.
A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.
"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"
"As I was only saying the other day..."
"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."
"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."
Pirates: "To absent Limbs."
'It was this big. I swear'
Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!
"Call me, Ishmael."
'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'
"Now you're just being a jerk!"
"Call me Ishmael."
Sea Horse outside saloon
A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.
"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."
Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.
Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.
"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"
Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.
A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).
"Same ship, different day."
'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'
Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby
A Tale of the Sea
'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'
"How much to insure my artifical leg?"
Tunnel of Vengeance.
Book Sailing
"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."
Edward Teach
Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill
Nautical Novelist Gifts Collection
Nautical Novelist Mugs
Explore our collection of nautical novelist mugs and find the perfect vessel for their morning brew or creative inspiration.
Nautical Novelist Pillows
Add a maritime touch to any space with our nautical pillows, designed especially for those inspired by the sea and storytelling.
Nautical Novelist Prints
Bring the ocean's inspiration into their home or office with our beautiful nautical-themed prints, perfect for any literary enthusiast.
Nautical Novelist T-Shirts
Discover our range of nautical-themed t-shirts, ideal for writers and sea lovers who want to wear their passion proudly.