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"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Lost around a military base.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

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"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

Sea Horse outside saloon

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"We seem to be going round in circles!"

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

A series of Exit signs.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

Books 'n' Carrots

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

'I blame it on the GPS-System myself: Hardly anybody gets lost around here anymore...'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"This is Siri. No, you're not there yet!"

"Let's stop and ask directions at Alpha Centauri, I said, but oh no, Mister clever stalks knows the way alright!"

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

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