Nautical Novelist Mugs

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

A writer goes sailing.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

'It was this big. I swear'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Call me Ishmael."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Same ship, different day."

A Tale of the Sea

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Book Sailing

"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."

Neptune and the Titianic

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill

Edward Teach

Castaway's bad luck.