Nautical Novelist Mugs

'If you were a carp where would you go?'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I joined the navy to see the world and I spent four years on a submarine!'

A writer goes sailing.

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"As I was only saying the other day..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"You're on a low sodium diet so watch the salty talk."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'It was this big. I swear'

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Now you're just being a jerk!"

"Call me Ishmael."

Sea Horse outside saloon

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Shakespeare begins a play about a ship's captain and a white whale... and realizes he's never even been on a boat.

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

A Heavenly Sight (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

"Same ship, different day."

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

Solemn reference is made to Mr. Bunsby

A Tale of the Sea

'Oh, look on the bright side. At least I'm not a 500 pound Bengal tiger.'

"How much to insure my artifical leg?"

Tunnel of Vengeance.

Book Sailing

"I've worked out this sat nav thing...oh we're already here..."

Edward Teach

Gladstone attempts to force Irish Church Suspensory Bill