Collecting Sea Tales Pillows

"It's a 'Dear Long John' letter."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Distracting the fish.'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"He's a keeper!"

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"Same hectic routine every damn year. Mind if I hang back with you?"

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"I thought it was deeper here."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Whale Watch Tours.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'