Shipwreck Irony Fan Mugs

I am saved!

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

~ S.O.S.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

The grazing deck of the Titanic.

Deserted Island Logging

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Desert Island with CCTV.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

"Fiji wants to protect democracy by not holding elections..."

Deflating Island

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

That Sinking Feeling

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

Sinking Ship Tattoo

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

'They're fish net tights, of course!'

"Hey Bob, look, a ship-wreck: let's check it out, it's like a magnet for scuba-divers..."

Turkey Baster

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

"If I don't come back for you, it's because our friendship was one of circumstance."

Bowling ball coconuts

Chef Considers Cannibalism on Desert Island.