Shipwreck Stories Gifts

Stranded - stones spell out SOB.

'I told you the ship was not sinking! Look at us now, we're marooned!'

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Art of Surviving

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

Desert Island Bagpipes

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

Noah's lesser known brother.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

Deserted Island Logging

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"I just feel like a cliche."

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'No, the word I used was 'unthinkable'...'

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'