Shipwreck Storytellers Mugs

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Art of Surviving

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I'm a freshwater fish in a saltwater world...'

Noah's lesser known brother.

Deserted Island Logging

'This is terrible. If the plankton go out on strike, it'll disrupt the entire food chain.'

"Someone here has gobbled down all the food rations..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Desert Island with CCTV.

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

"No kidding? You too? Wow, what are the odds we'd both be cartoonists?"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

Exempli Gratia.

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

'We're lucky, really - it could be raining.'

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

That Sinking Feeling

"Not in front of the crew!"

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

'I can't pretend I'm not a little disappointed.'

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Desert Island Messages

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."