Aquatic Satire Enthusiast Gifts

Sardine funeral

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Chicken soup for the sole.

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

"Krill, baby, krill."

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Another hot flash?

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Whale Pattern Balding

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Acme Coffee Co.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'