Underwater Satirist Gifts

"May I recommend Deborah, she has a perfect blend of Merlot and chocolate."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Guide fish.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Shark Chum

Another hot flash?

Fish Farm.

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

Sorry, pal, no - there's no rest stop for the wicked.

'That still doesn't make you a big fish!'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'Every school has a class clown.'

A fish wearing scuba gear.

'I am wearing my bikini!'

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

'Sperm Donor Whale.'

Fisherman catches a mine.