Submerged Satirist Gifts

posting a flood insurance claim

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

Sock Puppet in Literature

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

'Secondhand smoke.'

Facelook

Looking for Impeachable Offenses in All The Wrong Places

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

Blockhead

The Pope

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

Suburban street.

Capitalism

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Don't believe everything you read.'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

Whale shoots rocket at whaling boat.

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

Bed of Nails on Holiday

One Year After Charlie Hebdo, Editors Are Killing More Cartoonists Than Terrorists

Cowboy Trump

Autumn Leaves

Fish: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' / A Fish has sneezed out all of his scales

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"As if being expelled from the garden of Eden wasn't enough, that apple had a worm in it!"

"It was a lovely holiday. The chips crispy and delicious, the ice cream cornets were to die for, the only downside being, the hostility of the humans, who were reluctant to share their sustenance."

Oink.