Aquatic Irony Enthusiast Gifts

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

How many trees were cut down to get the paper necessary to print your book?

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

A fish wearing scuba gear.