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"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"I'm addicted to water."

"I thought it was deeper here."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

"I spilled my drink."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

Whale Pattern Balding

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

Rare Duck Phobias.

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

'I wish John would get off this water conservation kick.'

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'