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"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"They're so like us."

"Krill, baby, krill."

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'm addicted to water."

"I thought it was deeper here."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Whale Pattern Balding

"I spilled my drink."

"Are we nearly there yet, Dad?"

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

Rare Duck Phobias.

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

'Here's why it's so cheap. It's dry clean only.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"Hmm Hmm. Hmm Hmm."

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"Fancy a liquid lunch?"

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'I wish John would get off this water conservation kick.'

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'