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Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Piranhaclaus

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Making fun of Starfish.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Prawn Shop

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

'Tap water?! As if.'

Water.

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

'I saw him go that way.'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

Whale Pattern Balding

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

Rare Duck Phobias.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

Fish.