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Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Piranhaclaus

"They're so like us."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

Making fun of Starfish.

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Prawn Shop

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"The cleaner shrimp are here"

"You should have seen how excited I made a couple of oceanographers today."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

'Tap water?! As if.'

Water.

'I saw him go that way.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'Couldn't you have found a jamjar for little Goldy?'

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

'I thought dinner was going so well!'

'Of course there's a Richard Dawkins! Who do you thin changes the water?'

I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

"Honestly, you could never make me fly coach again after this." - Flying Fish

Rare Duck Phobias.

'Do you ever wish you could get a nice tan?'

Fish.