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I'm not just being paranoid, Margret. His breath smells like dolphin and I even found a flipper in his coat pocket yesterday. I really think Earl's hitting the bottlenose again.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Fresh fish

Guide fish.

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Shark Chum

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"Annette Caster, do you take Rod N. Bates to be your lawfully wedded husband?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Whale Pattern Balding

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Acme Coffee Co.

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special