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"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

"Here he comes! Don't move."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

'I'm a Pisces.'

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

Whale Pattern Balding

'I know it's tough starting out. Your father and I started out in a plastic bag.'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."