Aquatic Comedy Fan Mugs

"Has anyone fed the goldfish?"

"You know what I'm sick of? Krill."

Gesundheit! (When whale sneezes, smaller fish emerge from its blow hole.)

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Krill, baby, krill."

Guide fish.

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Another hot flash?

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Shark Chum

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

How Lawyers Evolved.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'I'm a Pisces.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Whale Pattern Balding