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Rare Duck Phobias.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"Nooo. Not my legs."

'The worst part is I'm afraid of the water.'

The Threat to the Environment

"I thought they only used the ink for protection..."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

"I thought you were banished from here."

'I know I shouldn't bite, but I keep thinking about that poor slob up there...hot, tired, hungry...'

'You really don't like water do you, Jen?'

'Juggling is great fun: You should try it...'

High board diver divining for the water.

'Uh-oh.'

"'Just pheromones,' she says! I thought she loved me! How could she be so cold blooded!"

Sardine funeral

Fish - Catch and Release Stress

"These wedding invitations are getting ridiculous..."

"I would get baptized, but I have a strange fear of water."

"I was afraid to fly when I was mortal, and I'm afraid to fly now."

"I look forward to getting older, but having to convert to solar is just so embarrassing."

"I'm voting for whoever promises to keep my house underwater."

"You've had a bad day!"

Dicky's fear of water made him something of a social outcast.