Aquaphile Gifts

High board diver divining for the water.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

Fish Farm.

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

How their world views have changed over time.

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"We're going steady. Look, he gave me one of his rubber bands."

Whale Pattern Balding

'Tropical Fish', and 'Topical Fish'.

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

"Dude, like you still live at home with your parents?"

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

Rare Duck Phobias.

"Day, will you take me potty?"

Fish Tricks

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

'It's ok, hon, sometimes I feel like doing that myself.'

'It started with the remoras, but then I picked up a catfish, a few rays, an eel, some perch...'