Aquaphile Gifts

High board diver divining for the water.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"I thought it was deeper here."

Fish Farm.

'Well yes, all male seahorses are stay-at-home dads: We love it!'

How their world views have changed over time.

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Good news son, you've been called up to the majors! You're off to an elephant's butt!"

The 6.06 to Brighton overshoots the buffers

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I had that fish for so long it evolved, climbed out of the bowl and walked away."

'Uh oh, why is that guy holding the menu pointing at you?'

"In order to be free I had to make certain adjustments."

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"We're going steady. Look, he gave me one of his rubber bands."

"Dude, like you still live at home with your parents?"

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."

Whale Pattern Balding

'Tropical Fish', and 'Topical Fish'.

Rare Duck Phobias.

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

"How goes the farm-raised salmon?"

Fish Tricks

'I hate these school reunions.'

"Day, will you take me potty?"

Salmon jumping up waterfall on film

'It's ok, hon, sometimes I feel like doing that myself.'