Oceanophile Gifts

'Dad, I've joined the Police: The Taser Unit!'

'For the last time, I am electric and I do not require wi-fi to listen to the land!'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

The Dubloon Stops Here

When laundry ruled the waves.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'I blame global warming!'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Turtle Hat

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

A Preschool of Fish

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf