Sea Level Enthusiast Gifts

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Fish snorkling above water.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The sea 2050.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"You seem to be balancing your workload well."

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

Shark Chum

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Who says I'm beached?'

Venice Floods

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Seahoover

Victorian Royal Navy

clown fish