Sea Level Surveyor Gifts

Climate Change

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

When Engineers Crack.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The sea 2050.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Venice Floods

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

Surveys and economic interests

Join the Army! And see the world! Satellite reconnaissance photo analysis division.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

Surveying.

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"