Sea Level Surveyor Prints

Climate Change

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

When Engineers Crack.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

The sea 2050.

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

Venice Floods

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Surveys and economic interests

"He's very concerned about the oceans rising."

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Yes, Mr. Willis, it's definitely rising damp."

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"On a scale of one to ten. How happy would you say you are?"

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

'The view is great, but sometimes you've got to hang out with the non-fliers.'

"Scientists say rapid melting of Arctic sea ice is a sure sign of man-made global warming."

"One final question... how did you hear about us/"

'you should know my wife thinks I'm stupid.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"