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'Don't even think about it, with their tough immigration policies.'

"I try to view the world in black and white and it still stinks."

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

"Cat box"

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Bear Hugging Season Open

The Salmon Run

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Monkey-artist

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Civilized Salmon

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"