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'Would I be selling flea powder if I could afford to invest in the stock market?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

City Zoo: Day Care

Copycats

Polly txt speak

Police Feline Unit

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The Zoo.

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

'Hmph. College kids.'

"Why do they do that?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'Ahhh...'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Life is for the birds.

"Cat box"

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Seagiraffes

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Swan Fairy Tales

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'