Natural Order Ponderer Gifts

Create Politics

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"And on the twelfth day the Lord just puttered around... Did I put that cloud there? Looks out of place. Did I do that? Oh, well..."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

"Ever wondered about the development of mankind if, just before the big bang, a voice said 'Oops!'"

"I advised a patient to take responsibilty for his own actions, and now he is suing me!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

Max Weber

"I've been studying reverse psychology at Tonga Tech Online University."

Progress?

"OK, now what's the meaning of the other eight?"

Telling Self to Buzz Off

'Hello, are you an endangered species or can I eat you?'

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"Anyway, it turned out that god was a ruddy algorithm after all!"

That's no big deal, a lot of people get Siskel and Ebert mixed up

"If the universe is expanding by 3 trillion cubic light years per second, why can't I find an apartment?"

'Harnessing the Black Hole.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Are you aware? The Higgs Boson was thought to exist even through no one had seen it!

'Well, that brings us up to my third birthday...'

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."