Pecking Order Ponderer Gifts

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Thinking and thinking backwards.

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Woah - random!"

"Is there a God?"

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

An epiphany is the sudden realization of essential meaning. An "explanation point"!

The Big Four debate banking ethics

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

Bizarre sights.

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'