Pecking Order Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your pecking order ponderer? These playful and witty products are designed for those who love contemplating life's hierarchy and their place within it. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find something that fuels their reflective spirit and makes them smile.

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'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.' mockup

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

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"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town." mockup

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

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"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!" mockup

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

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"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

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"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

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'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'A short economics test - if you bought something for mockup

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

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'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

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“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.” mockup

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

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"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.". mockup

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

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Thinking and thinking backwards.

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"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything." mockup

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

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'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?' mockup

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

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How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance? mockup

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

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'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?' mockup

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

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"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options." mockup

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

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Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers mockup

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

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'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.' mockup

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

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Answers to last week's brain-teasers mockup

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

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'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.' mockup

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

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'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions mockup

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

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"Is there a God?"

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"Woah - random!"

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"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea." mockup

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

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'That's from the last year the data was available.'

'That's from the last year the data was available.' mockup

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

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Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget." mockup

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

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'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.' mockup

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

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"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu." mockup

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

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'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?' mockup

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

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"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!" mockup

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

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Bizarre sights.

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"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error." mockup

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

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Left and Right: Please be consistent. mockup

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

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"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"You know what your problem is? You think too much." mockup

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

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"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!" mockup

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

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'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!' mockup

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

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Pecking Order Ponderer Gifts Collection

Pecking Order Ponderer Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the pecking order ponderer’s love for thoughtful reflection with our playful and witty designs.

Pecking Order Ponderer Pillows

Find pillows that add a touch of humor and thoughtfulness to their space, perfect for the pecking order enthusiast.

Pecking Order Ponderer Prints

Browse prints that beautifully capture the wit and philosophy of your pecking order ponderer’s reflective nature.

Pecking Order Ponderer T-Shirts

Explore t-shirts that showcase the humor and insight of the pecking order ponderer in stylish, witty designs.