Pecking Order Ponderer Pillows

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'It's a real conundrum. Not sure if I should open it, or beat it.'

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'The hippiest dryads were often farouche.'

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

"Is there a God?"

"Woah - random!"

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

'That's from the last year the data was available.'

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

Bizarre sights.

"Caution! Now entering the margin of error."

Left and Right: Please be consistent.

"You know what your problem is? You think too much."

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'