Pecking Order Philosopher Pillows

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Power/Expenditures

Doubt or Certainy

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

I am so late for a hair appointment

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

No Action Comics

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'