Pecking Order Philosopher T-Shirts

Express your understanding of social rankings with our pecking order philosopher t-shirts. These fun, thought-provoking designs are perfect for those who love to wear their wit and wisdom.

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"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.'

'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Only One Item or Fewer.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Power/Expenditures

Power/Expenditures

Doubt or Certainy

Doubt or Certainy

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

I am so late for a hair appointment

I am so late for a hair appointment

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

No Action Comics

No Action Comics

TSA Lines

TSA Lines

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

"The lines are a bit slow today...so here's something to help pass the time!"

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

Actually, with bachelors degrees in philosophy, we were lucky to get this job.

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

Pecking Order Philosopher T-Shirts Collection

Pecking Order Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the pecking order with humor and style—perfect for starting conversations over coffee or tea.

Pecking Order Philosopher Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to add humor and insight to your space, featuring clever designs inspired by social hierarchies.

Pecking Order Philosopher Prints

Browse our art prints that offer a witty take on the pecking order—ideal for adding a splash of insight to your walls.