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"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

'If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Only One Item or Fewer.

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Power/Expenditures

Doubt or Certainy

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Not only am I a frequent flyer, I'm a frequent waiter.'

I am so late for a hair appointment

'We'll have a bed for you in a couple of days.'

No Action Comics

TSA Lines

'We seem to be at that point where science leaves off and theology begins.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"I often think of the 'Hereafter'. When I'm shopping I'm always asking myself 'What am I here after?'"

"Latte for a guy you're sure ordered after you."

'Get over it, Brady. Pitchers at this level are expected to get batters out. Randy there gave up eight runs in one inning...'

"Still, I'd rather be here than at the office."

'How's your chaos theory coming along, dear?'

"I want to complain about how long I've had to queue to make my complaint."

Shopper reading Shopenhauer in bookshop

I think therefore...

"Who's next?"

A thinker seeing his own thought.