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"You must be in the boss's spot. That's the first warning."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"That arrow always goes to the bottom when I walk by."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

He wanted a different one.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"When everyone's an 800 pound gorilla, nobody's an 800 pound gorilla.".

'You may feel lost and insignificant at first working for us.'

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

'I'd better start on your appeal.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Love the exposed chessboard."

"Locusts don't sound too bad compared to spinach."

toothpaste, potatoes, chicken, spinach, ice cream, butter,bread...

When upholstery attacks

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

'I survive here because I understand the pecking order.'

"Excellent point Charles . . . Now if somebody more senior would like to make it."

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

Cleaner and sculpture

"Just wanted to make sure you said no mayo that way I'll know to give you extra."

"Remember, Timmy. Anything worth doing is worth having somebody do well."

"My mom was a Holstein-Friesian, and my dad was the King of Diamonds."

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Ew! It's got FAT on it.'

'You said 'chew your liver'. You didn't say anything about swallowing it.'

'We're insectivores. Spiders are arachnids. We don't eat them, and that's that.'

'You know I don't like raisins!'

Sister Helena became the "ruler" of the Sisters of Christ the King penguins

A man with a desert island on his shirt meets a man with planes on his shirt.