Alphabetical Order Aficionados T-Shirts

"But Miss, Thursday can come before Wednesday - look in any dictionary!"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

"Letters would be all right if they'd just let us leave them in alphabetical order."

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'A is for Arse.'

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'We had to discontinue the alphabet soup, sir - Too many censorship problems.'

"The trouble with spelling rules is that they impede creativity."

Child lifting alphabet blocks.

"As you can see, I've learned the alphabet."

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"But this book is just the alphabet all jumbled up..."

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

Mice taking lessons.

'Even my friends have noticed it! They see you out with other letters! But they never see me, unless you're there too! I just need a little space.'

"Don't be a dummy, Justin - You gotta learn your ABC's so you can Google stuff."

Punch Initials - O

E-Reader

Literary rain

"Stand aside - I'm a doctor of letters, not numbers, but I'll do what I can!"

'Why are 'N' and 'O' always together?'

"Easy day at school. Spelling was easy as ABC, math was easy as one two three, and music was easy as Do Re Mi."

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'