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Scales: Book & sausages.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Monday around 9PM.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

No Easy Answers

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.'

"Sure I embrace irrational homophobia. It distracts me from the problems that affect my life and I'm powerless to influence."

"Probably trying to decide which sports channel to watch."

"You haven't said 'Thank You' once."

"It's a buy-to-think."