Philosopher Of Priorities Gifts

Looking for a clever gift for the philosopher of priorities? Our collection celebrates thoughtful reflection and wit, perfect for sparking conversations. From mugs to prints, find the ideal piece to honor their quest for balance and meaning. Whether they’re contemplating life’s big questions or just love clever design, these items add a touch of humor and depth to every day.

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?" mockup

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

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Monday around 9PM.

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"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!" mockup

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

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Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger. mockup

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

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Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.' mockup

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

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'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?' mockup

'You're out of '50 Great Years of Mindless Consumerism?' How about 'Celebrating America's Shopping Malls?' That one, too?'

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Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'. mockup

Rodin's 'The Thinker' imagines himself as Rodin's 'The Kiss'.

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A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

A problem is opportunity in working clothes. mockup

A problem is opportunity in working clothes.

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'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?' mockup

'No matter how hard I work, I'll never get higher on the food chain then this?'

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"Maybe he's waving and drowning." mockup

"Maybe he's waving and drowning."

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"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?" mockup

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

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'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.' mockup

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

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Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white. mockup

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

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'What does Easter mean to you?'

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'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.' mockup

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

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"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier." mockup

"Brenda's always been a bit of a worrier."

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'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?' mockup

'Darn! - Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

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Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.') mockup

Road repair crew in denial ('Personally, I don't see a problem here.')

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A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree. mockup

A marooned man builds a swing set from his lone palm tree.

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It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults... mockup

It's a beautiful thing, watching your children grow into mature, responsible adults...

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Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile. mockup

Caution: Perfectionists at Work Next 1/4 Mile.

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'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.' mockup

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

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No Easy Answers

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"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process." mockup

"Helen, I really wish you would respect my creative process."

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"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science." mockup

"I'm leaving my subconscious to science."

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'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.'

'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.' mockup

'It is a highly contagious disease which results in much suffering and there is no known cure.'

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"Sure I embrace irrational homophobia. It distracts me from the problems that affect my life and I'm powerless to influence."

"Sure I embrace irrational homophobia. It distracts me from the problems that affect my life and I'm powerless to influence." mockup

"Sure I embrace irrational homophobia. It distracts me from the problems that affect my life and I'm powerless to influence."

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"Probably trying to decide which sports channel to watch."

"Probably trying to decide which sports channel to watch." mockup

"Probably trying to decide which sports channel to watch."

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"You haven't said 'Thank You' once." mockup

"You haven't said 'Thank You' once."

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"It's a buy-to-think."

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Philosopher Of Priorities Gifts Collection

Philosopher Of Priorities Mugs

Discover more mugs that celebrate the philosopher of priorities. Perfect for starting conversations with a dose of humor and wisdom.

Philosopher Of Priorities Pillows

Find pillows that bring humor and reflection into your space. Ideal for anyone pondering life’s essentials.

Philosopher Of Priorities Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate the art of prioritization and thoughtful living. Perfect for framing or gifting.

Philosopher Of Priorities T-Shirts

Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for the philosopher of priorities. Wear your thoughtful side with style and wit.