Philosopher Of Past Decisions Gifts

Historical memory is on life support.

"Then it's agreed. Judgment Day, whenever it comes, will fall on a Thursday, so that they'll get the long weekend."

"I don't know what I want, but I do know what I don't want, and I won't know one until I see the other."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Well, your guess is as good as mine. Almost.'

"Remember, Man of good Sense not here to do work on your behalf. Man of good Sense only here to help you on strategic level until you wise enough to overcome recession."

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

"I'm having trouble with my long-term memory -- I can't remember my earlier reincarnations."

Lady Jane Grey

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

Business cartoon of businessman in his office, a stop sign and nameplate that reads 'decisions stop here'.

"I think I'm ready to go forth and multiply."

"From the looks of things, I shouldn't have rested on the seventh day."

'I'm bringing you into the decision-making process, Ruggles. Here -- flip this coin.'

"The Founding Fathers?! Ha! That’ll never stick!"

The past only looks good when you're living in the present.

"I spent all last year totally paralyzed with indecision about a career - isn't that some kinda tax deduction?"

"We believe that in a former life she was an editor."

"The Woofs have it."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'I would have been more decisive, but I couldn't decide if that's what you wanted.'

"I like our history teacher, but he talks too much about the past."

"Unless you have a better idea."

"I haven't looked back since I got a job."

'I believe in kizmet and it is our destiny to be friends for life.'

'You've got to help me, Doc -- I keep switching long-distance companies!'

"Our scientists say it would be a public health hazard, but market research shows it would sell like hot cakes - what do you think?"